It's Britney, Bitch!
Remember the good old days, when you’d strut down the street blaring ‘Oops!... I Did It Again’ through your MP3 player, pretending you were performing that iconic dance routine?
Well, at our Britney Special on the 24th of April, you can strut into Ballare wearing your red, leather catsuit (because we all have one lingering at the back of our wardrobe), and unleash your inner Britney.
Britney Spears is an icon in pop history. So what better way to celebrate such pop royalty than to hold a whole night dedicated to her?
To get you in the perfect mood in preparation for one of the sassiest nights of the year, let’s take a look back on Britney’s greatest hits.
1. ...Baby One More Time
Whenever you think of Britney, this is the song guaranteed to pop into your head. You can bet that every girl turned up to school wearing knee-high socks and pom-poms in her hair after that video, thinking they were the baddest bitch on the playground.
No matter who you are, this song will unleash the sass in everyone. Even your nan.
3. Scream and Shout
A song that features the iconic line ‘Britney, bitch’, and it’s also been a target for memes over the years – a successful song in our opinion.
They say once a girl dyes her hair, she’s over her previous man. Britney seduces men, uses them and dyes her hair at least twice in this video. Independent woman, am I right?!
5. Oops!... I Did It Again
If you don’t own a red, leather catsuit and can’t perform the entire dance routine whilst standing on the moon, then are you really a Britney fan?
This is the golden song that you sort of forget about when you think of Britney, but as soon as you hear it you can recite it lyric for lyric.
7. If U Seek Amy
This hit sparked controversy when children started singing ‘all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy’. We’ll let you use your imagination for this one.
8. Work B***h
Strangely motivational, this song teaches you that if you want something, bitch, then you’ve gotta work for it, bitch.
9. Gimme More
Any song that features the iconic line ‘Britney, bitch’ is bound to be a banger, and considering that’s the first line of the song, you know you’re gonna be in for a good’un.
10. From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart
This is the song you listen to whilst lying in bed, wallowing in self-pity, screaming the lyrics ‘you were my real love, I never knew love ‘til there was you’. And when you’re heartbroken, it just has to be done.
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